A saucy joke for you!

[DarrensAngel]

*shakes head*

*refuses to laugh because the joke is from porty* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[vegemite]

ROTFLMAO!! That is bloody hillarious!!! Thanks Terry! (and thanks to Porty too! [img]wink.gif[/img] ) [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Twizzle]

Thanks goes to Portiaone on the DH F/C bbs who gave me a right laugh with this: [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

<font color="#9933FF">A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1 handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.

One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing. At the same time the priest heard rumours of cock-fights being held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"

All the women stood up.

"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either. Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?"

Half the women stood up.

"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: "Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the choirboys stood up.</font>

I LMFAO when I read that and as I unfortunately happened to be drinking a cup of tea at the time of reading, my white t-shirt is now soaking in 'Biotex'!

<font color="#9966FF" size="1">[ August 23, 2003 12:10 PM: Message edited by: Twizzle ]</font>

[DarrensPassion]

<font size="8">ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font>

[BarbT]

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Thanks for that Terry!

[Itsme Jo]

ROFLMAO!!!

Jo xx